“Dear Santa… Christmas is coming in a few months, so I need to ask for a few things. Please bring me endless motivation for my workouts. And a lifetime supply of chocolate that won’t make me gain any weight. Oh, and a pony. Don’t forget the pony.


Love, 
Sharita lo quita jo mama


PS– When you bring the pony, please supply a revised housing contract that states we can house farm animals in our backyard on a military post. [Read more…]